Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Pirate Movie...
10) Parrot infects entire cast with deadly Bird Flu

09) The swashbuckling lead character is named "Gilligan"

08) Pirate wears eye patch because of nasty racquetball injury

07) "Ship" is a 1992 Toyota Corolla

06) It stars Johnny Depp's cousin, Carl Depp

05) Long discussions about which is the best over-the-counter seasickness remedy

04) It chronicles the hero's attempt to open a Long John Silver's franchise

03) Instead of hook, pirate's missing hand replaced by giant "We're #1" foam finger

02) Pirates square off against those hilarious Geico cavemen

01) It's basically "Brokeback Mountain" on a boat

 

yep all them signs are saying its time to watch something else

 

yeah thats a good indication to find something else to watch